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That Merlot-colored body suit! The signature Teva sandals! A gender-bending and effeminate laugh!

Matty Vino has it going on, and there’s nothing quite like sampling his grandeur in the wild.

You can make this happen by booking Vino to appear at your party or event.

Appearances can range in duration and responsibilities—Vino can traipse around your bash and pose as a living Instagram prop, or he can work a stage and engage a crowd. He officiates weddings. If you’d like, Matty Vino even can sing; he has a stellar falsetto and an inexplicable obsession with old-school Debbie Gibson.

Appearance fees start at $500. For a rate card or to inquire about dates, please contact Matty Vino.